May 2013
119 posts
So you know this gif?
laugh-addict:
Apparently there’s a reversed one now
thats-slightly-raven:
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
thegoddamazon:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
shutupaubrey:
i hate summer because other girls get 10x prettier and i get 100x uglier
echat:
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
me 50% of the time: why did i shave my legs for this shit
me the other 50%: i should of shaved my legs
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
nordegrafs:
tips for parents with secluded teenage kids:
dont leave their bedroom door open
it doesnt matter if youre comin back
it makes them feel vulnerable
dont do it
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
zaynscream:
the worst feeling ever is when you can feel somebody starting to get annoyed with you and the smile kind of falls from your face and there is this deep aching pain in your chest that feels like someone is squeezing your heart so you just kind of look down at your hands and act like nothing is wrong
lovecookieskisses:
And I think this time, I’m just too tired to fight. This time I’ll just let it take over.
shavingryansprivates:
growing up is realizing that socks for christmas is actually a great present and you react with genuine enthusiasm
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima
(via rachaeldee)
