fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
The Wrath of Molly Weasley
Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?
Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…
Nights like tonight call for a hot, relaxing bath and Harry Potter
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon