smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

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lovedracula:

ilikcheez:

xaldien:

chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

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REBLOG FOREVER

4 hours ago   268261   Reblog

@WorstMuse

14 hours ago   69164   Reblog

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

14 hours ago   161097   Reblog

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

14 hours ago   290558   Reblog

crystallized-teardrops:

 ”i hate cheese”

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gET OUT RIGHT NOW

14 hours ago   104494   Reblog

tapdancers:

tototile:

thin arms

thigh gap

hip bones

thin waist

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breathing in snowflakes

14 hours ago   157714   Reblog

heltoniusbk:

Amazing!

14 hours ago   136014   Reblog

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

The Evolution of Women’s Hairstyles

14 hours ago   13499   Reblog

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

14 hours ago   24645   Reblog

o-my-boys:

14 hours ago   112859   Reblog

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

16 hours ago   130333   Reblog

upallnightogetloki:

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…

17 hours ago   55164   Reblog

Nights like tonight call for a hot, relaxing bath and Harry Potter

17 hours ago   0   Reblog

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

1 day ago   84055   Reblog
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