so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
!! @danisnotonfire got me a Jake hoodie for my birthday :D
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should