heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

21 hours ago   175825   Reblog

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

21 hours ago   152196   Reblog

squided:

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

*throws you the bass*

21 hours ago   403910   Reblog

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

21 hours ago   469279   Reblog

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

21 hours ago   136166   Reblog
"I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself."

—Warsan Shire (via amarling)
21 hours ago   8555   Reblog
"If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands."

—(via timid)
21 hours ago   921177   Reblog

strangers-0nly:

 

21 hours ago   134068   Reblog

amazingphil:

!! @danisnotonfire got me a Jake hoodie for my birthday :D

21 hours ago   22147   Reblog

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

21 hours ago   485774   Reblog

rosaflowaxo:

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21 hours ago   84007   Reblog
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